Penis Cactus

39 Reviews

Trichocereus bridgesii monstrose 

Great conversation starter for the juvenile jokester in all of us. ‘Nuts” not included.

4“ plants all currently have secondary growth so a two for one peen deal. Plants range in size from 2”-4”+


2.5” plants may be a single plant or show signs of additional growth. Plants are approximately 1.5- 2” long... just the tip you might say, a grower not a show-er.

Supplies are limited!!!!!


This cactus is easy to grow, and unlike the real thing, they're cold hardy! Full sun preferred, but be careful not to burn your peen on extra hot days. Unlike most cacti, these prefer a little more water and will begin to shrivel if under watered. Fertilize monthly during warm months. 

Plant often develops black spots, which callous over and are not harmful to the plant.


Plants are shipped bare root, pot not included.

Shipping, processing times, and seasonal information can be found HERE in our SHIPPING POLICY.

FOR WINTER MONTHS: If you experience sustained cold weather temperatures under 38 degrees, we encourage you to add a 72-Hour heat pack to your order to ensure the safest arrival of your new plants during cold weather conditions.  To order a 72-Hour heat pack, click HERE.