Myrtillocactus geometrizans ‘Fukurokuryuzinboku’ ~ Boob Cactus




My smile is fake, but my boobs are real....
I don't know anyone who doesn't like boobs and these beauties are no exception.
These are rooted and quite perky from their trip abroad.
Available in four fun sizes:
A Cup 5.5-6.5”
B Cup 6.5-7.5”
C Cup 7.5-8.5”
DD Cup 8.5”+
For extra fun consider adding a penis cactus.... and maybe a string of pearls (wink wink)
You will receive a similar plant as pictured.
Shipping, processing times, and seasonal information can be found HERE in our SHIPPING POLICY.
FOR WINTER MONTHS: If you experience sustained cold weather temperatures under 38 degrees, we encourage you to add a 72-Hour heat pack to your order to ensure the safest arrival of your new plants during cold weather conditions. To order a 72-Hour heat pack, click HERE.















