Myrtillocactus geometrizans ‘Fukurokuryuzinboku’ ~ Boob Cactus

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My smile is fake, but my boobs are real....

I don't know anyone who doesn't like boobs and these beauties are no exception.

These are rooted and quite perky from their trip abroad.

Available in four fun sizes:

A Cup 5.5-6.5”

B Cup 6.5-7.5”

C Cup 7.5-8.5”

DD Cup 8.5”+

For extra fun consider adding a penis cactus.... and maybe a string of pearls (wink wink)

You will receive a similar plant as pictured.



Shipping, processing times, and seasonal information can be found HERE in our SHIPPING POLICY.

FOR WINTER MONTHS: If you experience sustained cold weather temperatures under 38 degrees, we encourage you to add a 72-Hour heat pack to your order to ensure the safest arrival of your new plants during cold weather conditions.  To order a 72-Hour heat pack, click HERE.